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  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• I am 3L33T. I have NT 4.1.
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Lame, but amusing concept.
  • From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
• [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Re: Business Card Lusers
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• I think we need to recruit this guy for our humor list...
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• [linux.dev.kernel] Re: No messages for 10 days?
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• The high-quality Mac software by MS
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• Re: internship program
  • From: "Craig A. Haynal" <[email protected]>
• How to open a case
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• [alt.humor.best-of-usenet] [comp.infosystems.www.authoring.html] How make a GIF image blink?
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• The PSU Alma Mater
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Dumbest Webpage?
  • From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
• [alt.humor.best-of-usenet] [comp.infosystems.www.browsers.misc] Netscape 3.01b1: the greatest software ever?
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Cool new hardware!
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Re: LISA! LISA! Nyah! Nyah!
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Strange postings in csma
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• Get ready to cry and pound your head against the wall...
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• Re: Get ready to cry and pound your head against the wall...
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Don't mis-size your Windows logo...
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• [alt.humor.best-of-usenet] [alt.2600.moderated] Re: hello
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• [rec.music.phish] Re: BB contains pornography
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Understatement of the day
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• Pork
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• I wanna be a consultant...
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• [comp.lang.c.moderated] Re: Hungarian Notation Can be Considered Harmful (was Re: GCC/G++ vs Other guys)
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• [alt.humor.best-of-usenet] [alt.gothic] Re: [ahem]
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• http://www.sjmercury.com/whatsnew/068585.htm
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• ROM eraser
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• [comp.os.linux.development.system] pppd
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• [rec.music.phish] Legit Ween Set II Info!
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Re: Help! My TRS-80 does not work with Win95
  • From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
• How to cripple a PowerPC
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• [alt.folklore.computers] Re: Largest production monitor?
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• One of the goofier analogies I've seen...
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• ahbou-faq
  • From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
• [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Re: Luser support call of the week
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Unka Willard
  • From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
• Modem scum
  • From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
• [comp.infosystems.www.servers.unix,comp.lang.java.misc] Re: CGI using Java
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Humorous joke in Slowlaris 2.5
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• [alt.folklore.computers] Re: looking for internet business history...
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• [comp.unix.programmer] Re: reversing compiled programs
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• [psu.flame] Re: Blow me
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Georgia Tech Web User Survery #5
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• [comp.os.linux.development.system] Re: Where's Linus?
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Another Bill story...
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• Bitness of Win95
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• [Fwd: Letter to Miller Brewing Co]
  • From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
• Microsoft "Return of Arcade"
  • From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
• [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Re: Luser support call of the week
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• [psu.cac.access] Re: 26 bytes per second eh?
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• [alt.sources] Re: (no subject)
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Re: Luser support call of the week
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• NO ROM BASIC, SYSTEM HALTED
  • From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
• [alt.sysadmin.recovery] The Energy Police
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• [comp.lang.pascal.delphi.databases,...] Re: Got Problems???
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Bad heat humor
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• (fwd) Re: Is Microsoft really that bad?
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• [alt.lang.intercal,alt.folklore.computers] Re: COME FROM suggestion
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Re: (fwd) Re: Is Microsoft really that bad?
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• Engineering Leadership Development Minor (sort of)
  • From: "Craig A. Haynal" <[email protected]>
• Cairo
  • From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
• Great waste of bandwidth
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• Get this book.
  • From: [email protected] (Eric Bennett)
• The joy of double negatives
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• from the Norton Utilities for 95 FAQ
  • From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
• Overclocking
  • From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
• [rec.games.roguelike.angband] Re: @@@>> HOT COLLEGE BI-MALES!!! >PRIVATE< 1-900-825-6000 xt 9794
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• The Ultimate in Helpful Tech Support
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• Microsoft humor
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• Even better...
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• [rec.music.phish] Re: need LQ tapes
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• !!!!!GOOD EATING!!!!!
  • From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
• Re: !!!!!GOOD EATING!!!!!
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• Why not to have metric road signs
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• how do you pronounce that, anyway?
  • From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
• Mac Office tech support...
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• Interesting graphic.
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• Official BB slogan...
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• Math geniuses
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• Is there an astronomer in the house?
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• (fwd) [alt.shenanigans] RAM Doubler Revenge
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• (fwd) The Final Frontier
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• Rumor response
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• Re: SPAM $$Fast Cash$$
  • From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
• [alt.sysadmin.recovery] UPS problems
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• *sigh* :-)
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• [comp.unix.misc,comp.unix.bsd.misc,alt.folklore.computers] Re: On the Naming of UNIX Things
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Typo?
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• Bug fix
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• New technology: BOOK
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Bookmark filename
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• [Internet Oracle <[email protected]>] Internet Oracularity #870-09
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Entertainment from Microsoft
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• ToiletCam followup
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• Fake computer wire stories
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Re: Irritating CAC Lab Attendants (Oops-oxymoron)
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• The ultimate hypocrisy
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• [psu.test] Re: no reply
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Star Trek
  • From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
• (fwd) [alt.gothic] Re: That "It's too early to have a mid-life crisis!" thing.
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• Blum is a hypocrite
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• Re: Blum is a hypocrite
  • From: "Andrew R. Blum" <[email protected]>
• How many proxies do *you* go through?
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• Slow computer
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• Re: Macs don't even have QuickDraw 3D!
  • From: [email protected] (Eric Bennett)
• Latest MkLinux Beta Release
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• [alt.folklore.computers] Re: Do Old Programmers Die, Fade Away, or...?
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• [alt.folklore.computers] Re: Need details on Pentagon story
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• New files on my site
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• Man shoots computer?
  • From: [email protected] (Eric Bennett)
• [alt.sysadmin.recovery] stupid perl tricks
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• web design morons
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• cool error message
  • From: Thieron <[email protected]>
• [comp.os.linux.development.system] Re: More on problems with sendmail and 2.0.*
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Slow drives
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• Interesting License
  • From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
• Re: BeOS+MacOS=eh, BeOS+MacOS+OPENSTEP=?
  • From: [email protected] (Eric Bennett)
• .sig quote
  • From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
• ActiveX security
  • From: [email protected] (Eric Bennett)
• Holiday wishes
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Gateway defends its cows
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• neat URL
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• [Internet Oracle <[email protected]>] Internet Oracularity #873-02
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• [comp.os.linux.announce] Linus v2.0 released
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• [comp.os.linux.development.system] Re: Kernel Hacker - The Next Generation
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Gates hits a snag in CyberCafe interview
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• HUMOR ADMIN: Holiday Break
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Swiss army knife
  • From: [email protected] (Eric M. Bennett)
• (fwd) Advertisement Email
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• [alt.sysadmin.recovery] 10 things
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• [comp.lang.perl.misc,alt.sources] antichrist.pl
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Clever product name
  • From: "Eric M. Bennett" <[email protected]>
• Antichrist
  • From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
• argh.
  • From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
• [[email protected] (William J. Evans)] April 1 considered harmful
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Re: People don't need computers to be lusers
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Best reason yet to switch to MSIE!
  • From: "Eric M. Bennett" <[email protected]>
• Unidentified subject!
  • From: "Eric M. Bennett" <[email protected]>
• Economic discrimination
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• joke
  • From: Wiley <[email protected]>
• arcus.polarnet.com
  • From: "Eric M. Bennett" <[email protected]>
• Power Computing's Military Wing
  • From: "Eric M. Bennett" <[email protected]>
• [HUMOR ADMIN] New MTA and List Software
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• (fwd) Re: These damn chain letters..is anyone doing anything?
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Professor Majordomo
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Re: US-CA-OC UNIX SyAdmins
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• (fwd) Yes, Virginia, there is a Cthulhu
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• [[email protected] (Mark Brader)] Missing-characters file: Not the only ones with that problem
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Re: Win 94???
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• The command could not be completed because...
  • From: "Eric M. Bennett" <[email protected]>
• [alt.tv.star-trek.ds9,rec.arts.startrek.tech,alt.startrek] Re: What is your favorite Starship class
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• MacWeek reviews FrontPage for Macintosh
  • From: "Eric M. Bennett" <[email protected]>
• (fwd) DEC Wars
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• unsubscribe
  • From: [email protected]
• HUMOR ADMIN: Back to SmartList
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• (fwd) Microsoft Word. In a class by itself.
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• animation at bottom
  • From: Thieron <[email protected]>
• (fwd) [comp.lang.perl.misc] Heard rumor of MS Perl!!
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• Macsbug says...
  • From: "Eric M. Bennett" <[email protected]>
• (fwd) The Hotline (from the fidonet newsletter)
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• Dates
  • From: "Eric M. Bennett" <[email protected]>
• (fwd) Why did the nun cross the road?
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• [comp.security.unix] Very good group
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• (fwd) A humourous anecdote from soc.men
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• (fwd) Busy night in the garden
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• (fwd) Yahweh Busted for Drug Cultivation -- Property Seized!
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• The Royal Outing
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• S.fantasticus
  • From: "Craig A. Haynal" <[email protected]>
• (fwd) [uk.people.gothic] Dear Uncle Brett (was: Dear Tamsin)
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• (fwd) the meaning of creation
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• Argh! :) (fwd) Pillows
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• RE : "S.fantasticus"
  • From: L Somasundaram <[email protected]>
• Re: RE : "S.fantasticus"
  • From: "A.G.Jones" <[email protected]>
• [Michael Franz <[email protected]>] Microsoft Office 97 Steals My Initials, MSOF
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• New! Really fast computers!
  • From: [email protected] (Eric Bennett)
• Go figure...
  • From: [email protected] (Eric Bennett)
• (fwd) Yahweh Selects Defense Team; More Info on Accomplice
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• [rec.games.roguelike.angband] Re: Potion of Wisdom at 50'!!!!
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Sneaky Tech Support LART.
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• (fwd) Hotline (#4)
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• (fwd) [rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan] Re: Kate Newview! Are you married?
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• (fwd) New Languages
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• (fwd) [comp.os.linux.misc] How do you pronounce Linux?
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• [alt.religion.kibology,alt.folklore.computers] Re: Best computer-related metaphor EVER!!11!
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• (fwd) Morals vs geography
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• I bet Linux can't do this...
  • From: "Eric M. Bennett" <[email protected]>
• Bad translations
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Help
  • From: [email protected]
• Quality insult
  • From: "Eric M. Bennett" <[email protected]>
• [comp.os.linux.misc,comp.os.linux.advocacy,comp.os.linux.setup,comp.unix.bsd.misc] Re: Linux vs BSD
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Unidentified subject!
  • From: "Eric M. Bennett" <[email protected]>
• They're at it again...
  • From: [email protected] (Eric Bennett)
• Re: Unidentified subject!
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Remove
  • From: [email protected]
• (fwd) Internet Trek
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• ActiveX again
  • From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
• (fwd) Trying Times
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• quotable quotes? :)
  • From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
• (fwd) High Priced Parable
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• Laugh yourself silly...
  • From: "Eric M. Bennett" <[email protected]>
• PQR
  • From: "Eric M. Bennett" <[email protected]>
• Microsoft employee in .mac.advocacy
  • From: [email protected] (Eric Bennett)
• Fwd: 13 Year MacUser to go to Windows 95. Help!
  • From: [email protected] (Eric Bennett)
• [sci.crypt] one time think pads
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Re: A Question about Microsft?
  • From: [email protected] (Eric Bennett)
• Really cool error message
  • From: [email protected] (Eric Bennett)
• A new view of Bill Gates
  • From: [email protected] (Eric Bennett)
• (fwd) [alt.foot.fat-free] Re: Lips in Slack Service
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• Quotable Bill Quotations
  • From: "Eric M. Bennett" <[email protected]>
• Solar System Folder
  • From: "Eric M. Bennett" <[email protected]>
• (fwd) Can you tell the difference?
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• (fwd) Texans and New Yorkers
  • From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
• (fwd) History Of The Net
  • From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
• Straight from the horse's mouth: Microsoft on Bugs
  • From: [email protected] (Eric Bennett)
• Blowing off steam
  • From: [email protected] (Eric Bennett)
• (fwd) [alt.microsoft.sucks] Yet ANOTHER Anti-M$ Newsgroup!
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• (fwd) Mildly off color story using fractured French
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• Challenge: 5 words or less Mac slogan
  • From: [email protected] (Eric Bennett)
• IE Java Bug
  • From: [email protected] (Eric Bennett)
• (fwd) Okay so my Mac sucks, hack it!
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• (fwd) Neiman Marcus Cookie recipe... the rest of the story
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• (fwd) 2001 Rereleased!
  • From: [email protected] (Gregory Sutter)
• Microsoft IIS
  • From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
• World's Best Software
  • From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
• Re: World's Best Software
  • From: [email protected]
• Remove
  • From: [email protected]
• Cool error message
  • From: "Eric M. Bennett" <[email protected]>
• Remove
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• Re: Remove
  • From: Lyman C Taylor <[email protected]>
• unsubscribe
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• Remove
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• Re: Remove
  • From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
• Re: Remove
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• unsubscribe
  • From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
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