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[rec.music.phish] Re: BB contains pornography
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From: Michael Conway <[email protected]>
Newsgroups: rec.music.phish
Subject: Re: BB contains pornography
Date: Fri, 18 Oct 1996 04:23:05 -0700
Organization: Erol's Internet Services
Message-ID: <[email protected]>
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David Sparks wrote:
> i looked at the picture and examined it and i have determined that the
> image has been enhanced using a computer. No one's fingers look like
> that, and i have seen pix of trey's fingers that do not look like
> that....for him to have an index finger THAT wide and play guitar like
> he does would be pretty much impossible. the big meat of index finger
> would mute strings that weren't intentionally fretted. if you look
> VERY carefully, it is a different color than the rest of the finger.
> also, it does not look as long as it should be. i think they altered
> this photo. i may be wrong, but that's the way it looks to me.
Tell me...
Why in the Hell would they want to do that?
My guess: Because they're just so rich and successful that they can
afford to waste time and money doctoring photos so that Trey's finger
looks like a penis. I mean, hey, what's the point of wealth if you
can't waste it on frivolous things? I think this is a commentary by the
band. They're saying "Trey's got more dick in his little finger than
the rest of us have combined." That's an important message. Certainly
worth the effort.
Mike.
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