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mph-humor Digest V97 #2
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mph-humor Digest Volume 97 : Issue 2
Today's Topics:
[alt.sysadmin.recovery] The difference...
go here. don't miss it.
Fwd: Re: RenderMan Petition to Apple, NeXT and Pixar
Re: MAC 128 or 512 UPGRADE SPECIAL
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From: [email protected] (Russell Street)
Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery
Subject: The difference...
Date: 26 Feb 1997 18:47:33 GMT
Organization: University of Auckland
Message-ID: <[email protected]>
... between being a system admin and a sewage worker.
Either way you spend your day up to your neck in the waste products of
society.
The disadvantage of being a system admin is the rats are better paid
than you and are in charge.
Russell
(who actually has a really great boss!)
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http://www.islandparadise.com/fun/
This is great...
GReg
--
Gregory S. Sutter "How do I read this file?"
mailto:[email protected] "You uudecode it."
http://www.pobox.com/~gsutter/gsutter/ "I I I decode it?"
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In article <[email protected]>
Robb Lincoln <[email protected]> writes:
> Renderman
> Renderman
> doin' the things, a render can
> what's he like? its not important
> Renderman
>
> Is he a file?
> or is he a fig?
> when he's installed
> does he take up a gig?
> or does the gig take him instead
> Renderman
>
> OpenGLman
> OpenGLman
> OpenGLman hates Renderman
> they have a fight
> OpenGL wins (?)
> OpenGLman
>
> <musical interlude>
>
> Userman
> Userman
> Userman uses a computer, man
> doesn't care what it is--so long as it works
> Userman
>
> He's got a shop
> with some PC LAN
> a Mac Lan and a Unix LAN
> and when they work
> He's a happyman
> Userman
>
> Rhapsodyman
> Rhapsodyman
> Hatched in a lab by Amelio's Plan
> If anyone can build it Jobs can:
> Rhapsodyman
>
> Hes in a box with a Blue part
> a Yellow part and maybe a red part
> if someone's gonna joinem they get with it and start
> Who's in charge of Rhapsody, man?
> Confusion Man!
> Rhapsodyman.
>
>
> ***All appologies to THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS***
>
--
Eric Bennett ( [email protected] ; http://www.pobox.com/~ericb )
I take much of what [Bill Gates] says with a grain of salt because Bill
would like to be ... the center of gravity for the whole world. He's
totally dedicated to his work and will do virtually anything to kill
the rest of us.
-Robert Allen, Chairman, AT&T
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In article <[email protected]>
Benjamin Hauger <[email protected]> writes:
> R Todd wrote:
> >
> > We will upgrade your 128K or 512K Mac to a MAC PLUS with 800k internal
> > floppy drive, external hard drive capabilities and option RAM
> > configuration as follows:
> >
> > Mac Plus/ 1 Meg Ram/ 800k floppy $40
> >
> > Mac Plus/2.5 Meg Ram/ 800k floppy $55
> >
> > Mac Plus/ 4 Meg Ram/ 800k floppy $70
>
> Well, sure, we could upgrade our hopelessly obsolete 1984 Macintosh
> system to a hopelessly obsolete 1985 Macintosh Plus system, but why
> would we want to when we can buy a more powerful hopelessly obsolete
> Macintosh SE system from the Salvage Warehouse for $20?!!!?
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Eric Bennett ( [email protected] ; http://www.pobox.com/~ericb )
I take much of what [Bill Gates] says with a grain of salt because Bill
would like to be ... the center of gravity for the whole world. He's
totally dedicated to his work and will do virtually anything to kill
the rest of us.
-Robert Allen, Chairman, AT&T
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