---- End included message ----mph-humor Digest Volume 97 : Issue 21 Today's Topics: Re: www.microsoft.com cant handle the load ? [rec.games.roguelike.angband] Re: New Ring Idea CCERT Advisory (fwd)
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- Subject: Re: www.microsoft.com cant handle the load ?
- From: [email protected] (Eric Bennett)
- Date: Sat, 19 Apr 1997 19:17:32 -0400
In article <[email protected]> [email protected] (Kevin P. Neal) writes: > >> > MS : Where do you want to go today ? > >> > >> I've always thought this to be a hilarious line. > >> > >> I mean.... A REAL innovator would be asking, > >> > >> "Where do you want to go tomorrow?" > > >No, he would be asking, > > >"Where do you want to BE tomorrow?" > > I don't know if this is true or not, but supposedly Microsoft has a > billboard in Japan (I'm sure they have one or two). The slogan, > translated literally back into english, says: > > "Wherever you want to go, we'll be sure to take you." -- Eric Bennett ( [email protected] ; http://www.pobox.com/~ericb ) Sixty-seven percent of the doctors surveyed preferred X to Y. (Jones couldn't be persauded.) -John Allen Paulos
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- Subject: [rec.games.roguelike.angband] Re: New Ring Idea
- From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
- Date: 20 Apr 1997 13:47:55 -0400
Note: "Calris" is a unique weapon in Angband. ------- Start of forwarded message ------- From: [email protected] (Chris Kern) Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.angband Subject: Re: New Ring Idea Date: Sat, 19 Apr 1997 15:48:01 GMT Organization: Northwest Indiana Telephone Company Message-ID: <[email protected]> References: <[email protected]> <[email protected]> <[email protected]> Reply-To: [email protected] [email protected] (joseph oberlander) wrote: >*would require a *remove curse* scroll to even have a chance of getting >rid of it, say twice as hard as Claris* ^^^^^ You read the scroll. Clarisworks 2.5 resists! You feel weaker. :) -Chris Remove "junkmail" in my return address to reply. ------- End of forwarded message -------
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- Subject: CCERT Advisory (fwd)
- From: Gregory Sutter <[email protected]>
- Date: Tue, 22 Apr 1997 16:32:03 -0400 (EDT)
---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Thu, 17 Apr 1997 14:11:50 -0500 From: Blacky <[email protected]> Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.bofh Subject: CCERT Advisory Computer Cult Emergency Response Team CCERT(sm) Advisory CCA-97.03 March 26, 1997 Topic: Java Implementations Can Cause Psychotic Behavior