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Re: Irritating CAC Lab Attendants (Oops-oxymoron)
[email protected] (Dan Cross) writes:
> ---
> Date: Fri, 22 Nov 1996 05:40:03 -0400 (EST)
> From: "Juliana " <[email protected]>
> To: [email protected]
> Subject: Girlfriend
>
> Dan C.,
>
> I think I can be your girlfriend, or at least give it a try. Here are
> my vital statistics:
>
> mostly female
> 5'7", not overweight
> dark brown hair
> green eyes
> one nose, two ears
> {purple,green,black} underwear
>
> can program in ABC, Ada, Algol, APL, Assembly (most platforms), BASIC,
> BETA, C, C++, CLU, COBOL (sorry!), Dylan, Eiffel, Forth, FORTRAN, Icon,
> IDL, Java, Lisp, Logo, Modula-3, Oberon, Pascal, Perl, PL/I, Prolog,
> Python, REXX, Scheme and Smalltalk.
>
> I like some punk rock. Iron Maiden is my favorite band.
>
> I do not skate (board) but am willing to learn.
>
> No military experience that I am permitted to describe, but you might want
> to just concede the victory in the boxing match.
>
> I'll tell you my measurements if you describe all your piercings in detail.
>
> Love,
>
> Juliana
> --
> Juliana [email protected]
>
Charming, Greg. Well done.
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