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Re: Macs don't even have QuickDraw 3D!
In article <[email protected]>
[email protected] (David Field) writes:
> >Macs sux! They can't even use Quickdraw 3D, which was invented by Microsoft!
> >
> >
> >Prepare yourself, that's what Microsoft sheep will be claiming next year. :-(
> >He he he...
>
> I have five sheep here (Montidales, since you asked), so I took a
> "straw" poll):
>
> Would you rather use a Mac?
>
> Silence.
>
> Would you rather use a PC?
>
> Silence.
>
> Do you want more grain?
>
> Baa! Baa! Baa! Baa! Baa!
>
> Therefore, to impress sheep, we need more granular programs.
-Eric Bennett ( [email protected] ; http://www.pobox.com/~ericb )
I took a speed reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes.
It involves Russia.
-Woody Allen
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