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S - "I am most... disturbed, Captain."
K - (double take) "Why?"
S - "I have just learned that my name was not the first choice of my father."
K - "And that bothers you?"
S - "No.  It bothers me that after spending years on Earth he would
consider naming me 'Spork'."

GReg. 
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Gregory S. Sutter                            "How do I read this file?"
[email protected]                            "You uudecode it."
http://www.pobox.com/~gsutter/gsutter/       "I I I decode it?"

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