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(fwd) the meaning of creation
On Mon, 27 Jan 97 15:20:03 EST, in rec.humor.funny.reruns (Kent Paul
Dolan) [email protected] wrote:
God and Lucifer were sitting out on the patio, and God noticed that
his best friend was kind of down in the dumps. God tried a few of
His better jokes, but the best Lucifer could work up was a weak
smile. God freshened Lucifer's drink with a little Old Thunderbolt,
but all he got in return was a subdued, "Thanks, Big Guy." God tried
a few card tricks, a little magic, a bit of the old razza-ma-tazz,
but his buddy just wouldn't crack a smile.
Finally, in desperation, God said, "This one takes a little while to
work up, but just be patient, and I know I can cheer you up, Red."
Lucifer responded despondently, "Go ahead, but I don't think it's much
use; the fire just seems to have gone out of things for me."
So God said, "Let there be light!" ...
Lucifer hasn't stopped laughing since.
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Kent, the man from xanth.
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