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[rec.games.roguelike.angband] Re: Potion of Wisdom at 50'!!!!
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From: [email protected] (Jeremy Bowers)
Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.angband
Subject: Re: Potion of Wisdom at 50'!!!!
Date: 30 Jan 1997 20:36:35 GMT
Organization: Michigan State University
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>Girlfriend wakes up. -more-
>Girlfriend breathes guilt. -more-
>You die.
The Dumped and Angry Girlfriend ('p')/('p') [(r)ecall, ESC]
You have killed at least 3 of these creatures. Watch out! Once friend, now
foe, this extremely dangerous foe is out for your hide! She is normally found
where ever you are hiding, and move at least four times faster then you do. A
kill of the evil unnatural creature is worth 10000000 points for a 50th level
player, but don't even think about it, because she will not die. She may carry
several objects that used to be yours. She is magical, breathing acid,
confusion, and guilt, summon Girlfriends, and casting spells which paralyse
and reduce all stats; about 1 time in 2. She resists everything, including
entreaties, begging, and threats. She has an armor rating of 300 and a life
rating of 100d100. She can open doors and bash down doors. She is
exceptionally observant of intruders, which she will notice at any distance.
She can touch to steal gold for 5d20, claw to attack with damage 20d20, touch
to steal objects, touch to paralyse, touch to lower experience and all stats,
and hit to freeze for 20d20. You feel an intense desire to kill this
monster . . .
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