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Windows NT source code released. (fwd)
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Pete Fritchman [email protected]
Netreach www.netreach.net
System Administrator
Just remember: UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.
---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Thu, 30 Sep 1999 16:34:42 -0400
From: Shawn Scott <sscott@********.***>
To: *******
Subject: Windows NT source code released.
Apparently someone leaked out the NT4 source. Please use an ANSI
C compiler when building.
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/* This is the source code to Microsoft's Windows NT 4.0 */
/* (c) 1997 Microsoft, Corp. */
void boot()
{
hang_for_10_min();
get_half_hardware();
hang_for_5_min();
start_vms();
start_win95();
}
void start_network()
{
start_protocols(0);
start_connections();
kill_3_connections();
create_stupid_exploits_for_unix_people_to_laugh_at();
reboot_in_3_days();
}
main()
{
boot();
ask_for_login();
ignore_login_let_anyone_in();
start_network();
while(1)
{
break();
run_slow();
leek(ram);
use_full_resources(CPU);
}
}
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when you do criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and
have his shoes.
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