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[Fwd: Ghetto Fabulous Rental space]
Anyone looking for a new place to live? :)
----- Begin forwarded message -----
From: MG <[email protected]>
Newsgroups: ba.market.housing
Subject: Ghetto Fabulous Rental space
Date: Tue, 28 Sep 1999 15:05:12 -0700
Do you require little privacy?
Like drinking all day?
Are you a Communitarian?
Don't mind smoke, beer cans, vodka bottles, Mozart, BBQ chicken, bathroom
porn, or drunk roommates trying to wrestle you for no particular reason at
all? Want to fall asleep/pass-out with someone standing over you and ask
"What are you doing with that napkin in your hand?" and really mean it!
Want
to know what it feels like to live in a crack house...and pay crack house
prices?
If you said yes to at least one of these, then give us a call or email us.
(If you said yes to all of them, you're a pretty fucked up individual and
probably live with us already. So ignore this email.)
Call 938-4914 or [email protected]
Ask for 'The Governor.' Move in Friday.
250 a month plus utilities (50-70 bones xtra per month).
----- End forwarded message -----
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