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Fwd: Re: Microsoft LOSING to Apache
> From: [email protected] (Eric Remy)
> Subject: Re: Microsoft LOSING to Apache
> Message-ID: <[email protected]>
> NNTP-Posting-Host: sabot.chem.vt.edu
>
> In article <[email protected]>, [email protected] wrote:
>
> >Jeff,
> >
> >For heaven's sake, Light up a camel and relax.
>
> BLASPHEMY! THOU SHALT NOT BURN THE HOLY BOOK OF PERL!
>
> But this week, the Zeroth Universal Church of Hackerdom will be selling
> indulgences: see the following price list:
>
> Burning any generic C programming book: $5
> Burning K&R: $5,000
> Burning generic Java programming book: $5
> Burning generic VC++ book: Free!
> Burning any volume of Knuth: $Current net worth of BillG
>
> Any this week, a special 2-for-1 offer: burn any Visual Basic book and
> we'll throw in a free AOL CD you can microwave!
>
> Please send checks and money orders to:
>
> The Zeroth Universal Church of Hackerdom
> c/o
> Eric Remy
> Chemistry Department, Va Tech
> Blacksburg, VA, 24061
>
> --
> Eric Remy. Chemistry Learning Center Director, Virginia Tech
>
> "But simply by putting my hair into a ponytail I transform into the
> coolest guy in the office"- Wally, _Dilbert_
--
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You cannot reason a person out of a position he did not reason
himself into in the first place.
-Jonathan Swift
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