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Fwd: Microsoft Videotaped Evidence Editor v1.3 Beta2
> From: [email protected] (Kevin Stone)
> Subject: Microsoft Videotaped Evidence Editor v1.3 Beta2
>
> Welcome to Microsoft Videotape Evidence Editor (MVEE). The premiere
> videotaped evidence editor for all your impending or on-going trial needs.
>
> 100% satisfaction is garunteed. If the presiding judge and prosecuting
> atterneys are not totaly and completely convinced that your videotapped
> testimony is not faked, then simply destroy the evidence and contact us
> for a full refund plus bail!
>
> Not convinced? We used our own trial with the Department of Justice to
> put MVEE to the test. Just look at what Mark Murray has to say about how
> MVEE has opened up his legal arguments to new possabilites...
>
> http://www.techweb.com/wire/story/msftdoj/TWB19990203S0023
> Another Bad Day for Microsoft
> By Darryl K. Taft, Computer Reseller News
>
> "One of the great things about the software industry is if there are
> bugs,
> you can go back and fix them," Murray said. "If video 1.0 has bugs,
we can
> fix them."
>
> So don't wait, get your MVEE today! Free demo available on CD (include
> $40 shipping). Washington state residents add 65.5% sales tax.
>
> * Legal restrictions may apply. Check with your local court to find out
> if introducing faked evidence is legal in your state.
>
> -Kevin Stone
> "To err is human. You
> need a computer to
> really fuc& thinks up."
> - Cyber City Oedo
--
Eric Bennett (www.pobox.com/~ericb), Cornell University
Windows is a disaster. I'd never use Windows voluntarily and I'd
never recommend it to anyone I wanted to talk to again.
-Mitch Stone
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