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Fwd: E-mail query: Interested in buying one or more of my scripts? Will take best offer.
This was received by my "[email protected]" address. :) At first
I thought it was from a joke list and had been misfiled.
----- Forwarded message from "DELETED, Tammy" -----
Message-ID: <BC1BF831F83BD211B3740008C728F7735E00CD@AGENCY4>
From: "Idiot, Blithering" <[email protected]>
To: "'[email protected]'" <[email protected]>
Subject: FW: E-mail query: Interested in buying one or more of my scripts?
Will take best offer.
Date: Fri, 15 Jan 1999 15:10:22 -0500
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Idiot, Blithering
> Sent: Wednesday, December 30, 1998 12:07 PM
> Subject: E-mail query
>
> Please consider the following screenplay synopses:
>
> POISON--A beautiful black hit lady falls in love with the white cop she is
> slowly poisoning to death for her gangsta boyfriend, who was sent to
> prison by the cop five years ago. Both cop and hit lady become targets
> when she refuses to finish the job she started.
>
> POISON II (EYE FOR AN EYE)--An LA detective will stop at nothing to avenge
> the murder of his wife and son by a psychotic ex-convict.
>
> POISON III (TWISTED)--Two detectives have two hours to find ten bombs
> planted inside a shopping mall. Worse, no one can leave the mall because
> each exit is a triggering device for the bombs.
>
> STALKER--A psychic therapist falls in love with a female police officer
> who is on the run from her abusive husband, who is not only stalking her,
> but, unbeknownst to everyone but the psychic, is responsible for five
> murdered prostitutes.
>
> THE HEALER--A young detective awakens from a three-year coma with the
> ability to heal. He is catapulted unwillingly to superstar Messiah status,
> and the purpose for his awesome gift lies in the White House.
>
> REVENGE--A beautiful young model returns to her hometown to seek revenge,
> not only on the four high school boys who raped her as a young girl, but
> on the cop who killed her father after framing him for the heinous crime
> and then covering it up.
>
> YOUNG VENGEANCE--A Romantic Mafia fairy tale of a twelve-year-old boy who
> seeks revenge on the crime lord who murdered his mother and policeman
> father.
>
> RABID--A father and son camping trip turns deadly when the father
> contracts rabies. Their situation worsens when an escaped convict forces
> them to lead him through a blizzard to the next town.
>
> BLACKBERRY SUMMER--An idealistic young farm boy marries his childhood
> sweetheart before going off to the Vietnam War, and returns paralyzed,
> unable to cope with his loss and his crumbling marriage.
>
> I can mail the full scripts if you'd like to see them.
> Tammy DELETED
> Rt. 1, Box 284F
> DELETED, DEL 99999
> Phone 999-999-9999
----- End forwarded message -----
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