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----- Forwarded message from Mark Ovens <[email protected]> -----
Date: Wed, 05 Aug 1998 16:52:22 +0100
From: Mark Ovens <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: What's your excuse? (humour)
TOP 20 PROGRAMMER RESPONSES WHEN THEIR PROGRAMS DON'T WORK
20. "That's weird..."
19. "It's never done that before."
18. "It worked yesterday."
17. "How is that possible?"
16. "It must be a hardware problem."
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. "There is something funky in your data."
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
12. "You must have the wrong version."
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
10. "I can't test everything!"
9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."
7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
4. "You can't use that version on your system."
3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"
And the Number 1 Programmer Response When Their Programs Don't Work
1. "I thought I fixed that."
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Mark Ovens, CNC Applications Engineer | mailto:[email protected]
Radan Computational Ltd | http://www.uk.radan.com
Sheet Metal CAD/CAM Solutions
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