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[[email protected]: Re: US Immigration (was: Funny, but true...)]
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From: John Birrell <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: US Immigration (was: Funny, but true...)
To: [email protected]
Date: Wed, 17 Jun 1998 14:41:23 +1000 (EST)
Cc: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected],
[email protected], [email protected]
James wrote:
> Maybe Australia is planning an invasion for July 4th. We had better watch
> who they are sending here.
Not this year, I'm afraid, and a little disappointed because it would
give CNN something funny to report. I can just imagine our Navy trying
to remember who has the keys to start the boat (we only have one), and
then turning up a bit late on the beaches of California and trying to
get anybody to take them seriously.
We're a bit low on people to send this year 'cause we still have 30
people over near Iraq trying to look frightening. So we'd need you
to let us have them back before we can seriously make any attempt at
invading the U.S.
We can't really afford to invade now anyway with our dollar in it's
current state. We think we have the solution to this: we'll become a
third world country so the World Bank gives us billions of your dollars
(since ours are no good), then we'll come and invade. OK?
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John Birrell - [email protected]; [email protected] http://www.cimlogic.com.au/
CIMlogic Pty Ltd, GPO Box 117A, Melbourne Vic 3001, Australia +61 418 353 137
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