mph-humor Archive 2
- ADMIN: Majordomo!
- Screen shot from EGCS project
- [alt.lang.intercal] Re: Why does intercal exist?
- [RISKS] Spelling checker not up on U.S. Marines
- [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Re: clue[manager] == 0
- [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Re: Top ten reasons why being a sysadmin is better than being a surgeon
- [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Re: Seen in Texas...
- More stupid criminals
- Hypothetical DOJ ruling
- Fun with Netscape software
- [[email protected]: Re: cvs commit: src/release/sysinstall disks.c]
- Way to go Apple.
- [alt.folklore.computers, ...] YKYBHTY2KPTLW
- Re: Wheel Truing: I'm looking for a website on the subject to learn from.
- [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Re: Seen in London...
- A.Word.A.Day--Jell-O
- Re: Jobs made a wise decision...
- [alt.sysadmin.recovery] QotD
- FREE desk
- !!! FBI wants to ban the Bible and smiley faces !!!
- Interesting INN error
- Re: Interesting INN error
- [[email protected]: Re: Do you have some neat configuration files?]
- How many Exxon captains?
- Bill's column
- [rec.arts.comics.misc] PHYSICS: Is lavatory destruction really possible?
- Mormonism spawns computer graphics
- Re: Why MS succedes (was Apple has killed it's HI department)
- [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Re: An Esoteric Question
- [rec.humor.oracle.d] Mr. Nimoy
- French developers walk out of MS presentation :-)
- Cool error message
- Re: Fwd: Apple Library Closes
- [alt.support.shyness] Re: Shy programmers (Was: Re: Shyness and Careers -- they don't mix)
- [rec.arts.books.tolkien] Bombadil - something different in Middle earth.
- [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Luser teachers at college
- [qut.cs.info] Re: Newsgroup Analysis
- [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Re: An Esoteric Question
- [alt.religion.kibology] Re: The Nature of Kibology
- [rec.games.roguelike.angband] Tolkien and his poor writing
- Re: Tolkien and his poor writing
- Ellison takes a fun jab at Microsoft
- Anti-HTM World HQ
- Let's hear a round of applause for DLLs...
- Re: Ellison takes a fun jab at Microsoft
- Fwd: economist on year 2000
- Why switch from DOS to Windows?
- [alt.folklore.computers] Re: YKYHBHTL...
- [microsoft.public.cinemania] critics taking a break?
- Cool sig; Fwd: Re: Microsoft soon to be doomed?...
- Microsoft goes Bork Bork Bork
- [[email protected]: Re: free() in device drivers]
- [alt.usage.english] Re: "h"-pronunciation after "w" considered substandard?
- [[email protected]: cvs commit: src/usr.bin/w w.c]
- Internet Explorer hissed at me!
- (fwd) I had to do it
- [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Re: Words you don't want to hear...
- [dimcom.general] Phone problems
- Fwd: Microsoft Tells it like it is!
- Re: Angband email (fighting spam)
- um...
- Re: Angband email (fighting spam)
- [comp.emacs] Re: RMS is being a weenie
- [local.wantree] Re: Internet Explorer 4.0 final
- OS User Stereotypes
- Virus warning
- Tillamook
- [uk.misc,alt.usage.english,soc.culture.british] Re: It's e-MAIL dammit!!
- [rec.arts.sf.written,alt.usage.english,humanities.classics] Re: two words of Latin
- [alt.fan.pratchett] Re: [I] Programmers writing styles
- [sci.space.policy] Re: The Brown Cloud, or "Now for the crazy part..."
- Stocks
- Overwhelming response from MS tech support
- [comp.org.usenix] Re: LISA Costume Party
- [comp.org.usenix] LISA Costume Party
- [[email protected]: Funny man-page]
- [[email protected]: Frightening Thought]
- Press release page updated
- Re: I will no longer buy Kellogg's cereal...
- MS in the news...
- Halloween
- UL Spotters, Check it out (fwd)
- Re: Bandwidth? (fwd)
- [alt.usage.english] Is shit repulsive?
- [alt.folklore.urban] Dog dynamite redux
- Fwd: DO I KNOW SOMETHING
- Re: NT sucks to maintain... (was Re: Weakly speaking, Linux is NT)
- Re: Rhapsody DR1 -- Detailed Review in c't Magazine
- Re: a million bucks a day, is that a big fine?
- Re: "Do you know who I am?" Test UL? (fwd)
- Re: a million bucks a day, is that a big fine?
- Fwd: New Product Gossip of the Day [11/6/97]
- Re: Quit complaining about Microsoft, you whiners!
- Answer: Cookie, Shopping cart, screwdriver
- Re: Benchmark BS
- Re: The Ultimate musical LART, found (fwd)
- An Apple IIe tune-up
- Re: Authoring Question
- Apple announces increase in speed of light
- Bestsellers...
- trek rocks (fwd)
- Re: M$ Deadly Embrace
- Apple's coded message
- Bill Gates Grants Self 18 Dex, 20 Chr
- Bill GAtes To Get Half
- ?!? (fwd)
- September (fwd)
- [uk.misc] Northern Lights
- [comp.sys.palmtops.pilot] PalmPilot vs. Etch-a-sketch...
- Your clocks are Pagan, too (was Re: I'm pagan so what?) (fwd)
- Imagine my amazement...
- Fwd: Re: Apple G3 Still Way Overpriced
- Ultimate Mac vs PC site :-)
- [alt.callahans] birth control (was: 1977 32' all fiberglass Trojan)
- Re: OLE, was Re: G3 vs the world (Was Re: Apple G# machines -- the bad part...
- Microsoft Shortens Name
- [[email protected]: cvs commit: ports/converters/uudeview Makefile ports/converters/uulib Makefile]
- Re: More fast food legends (fwd)
- Ugly women smarter than attractive women?
- South Park warlord
- Trial post... (fwd)
- Time to emigrate?
- scripts (fwd)
- IE 4.0 for Mac
- Software registration
- Cyberian Outpost's Speedy Shipping
- For Smart People Only!
- Re: scripts
- Re: Galileo's Balls (fwd)
- Finally, a good "chain letter"
- [comp.sys.ibm.pc.hardware.chips] ATX? Do I throw away my Super Tower?
- [alt.folklore.computers] Roswell's impact on Computer Science
- Re: Gilligan's Island vs. the Federation (fwd)
- ADMIN: mph-humor holiday downtime
- No Subject
- [[email protected]: Car Situation]
- Re: Infection (fwd)
- Can you identify this software developer?
- What did I do to deserve *this*?
- Fwd: Re: Graphics in Rhapsody vs Blue Box (Was Re: Help systems
- Numerology; Re: Contribute to the Mac Bible!
- Re: Numerology; Re: Contribute to the Mac Bible!
- Being Gay is Hard, but I found GREG
- Put-downs
- Microsoft programmers
- Godwin's Law revoked - Seebach's Law (fwd)
- Re: This is getting confusing! :) (fwd)
- Re: conversion at the point of a wordprocessor (fwd)
- Re: Mac OS 8.1 officially posted
- (fwd) [alt.religion.kibology] THE GRAND UNIFIED THEORY OF 1997
- Fwd: Re: But what is the point of MSWNT?
- Re: I love Microsoft Was : Microsoft Bashing
- (fwd) [comp.unix.advocacy] Any good comparison of Linux/FreeBSD/NetBSD/OpenBSD/Hurd?
- [[email protected]: cvs commit: ports/audio/mikmod Makefile ports/net/netpipes Makefile]
- Re: USENIX Large Installation Sysadmin of Windows NT Conf (LISA NT) - CFP (fwd)
- Software delays
- NT, X11, and other computing disasters (was Re: Anti-advocacy)
- [[email protected]: Miscr$oft Support policy]
- Re: The most nutritious dish: mashed potatos (fwd)
- Gates invades users' hard drives
- AAAAAAAAA!
- Taking Tests (fwd)
- (fwd) [alt.pizza.delivery.drivers] A Dirty Little Secret
- No Subject
- (fwd) For Immediate Release
- Graduate students
- Re: Survival Of perl (fwd)
- The Passive Voice
- Tampax Slogan
- (fwd) [comp.unix.osf.osf1] Re: Name that (Digital) UNIX!
- Wanted Applications???
- Re: What about Ike and Kay? (fwd)
- Re: Mysterious dumps and crashes
- Fwd: MkLinux-Hardware Digest V3 #18
- (fwd) Backwoods fun
- Wrong number
- (fwd) [alt.journalism.gonzo] Queen Mother in Cyborg Shock
- Mooooooooo!
- Gates attacked by cream pie
- Gates gets his just desserts...
- (fwd) [comp.unix.advocacy] Re: Any good comparison of Linux/FreeBSD/NetBSD/OpenBSD/Hurd?
- (fwd) Re: Dwn staircase?
- Re: Mach performance [long], was Re: Rhapsody for the Open minded
- More on monkeys and Shakespeare
- More on Bill and Pies
- [[email protected]: Don't mess with Bill Gates (fwd)]
- Terminals
- Badly named programs
- Stupid error messages
- [[email protected]: re weight of a pack rat or field mouse]
- Intel managers dump stock, Intel going belly up
- HUMOR: Userspeak vs Hackerspeak (fwd)
- [[email protected]: Stroustrup ULOTD?]
- Those speeeedy floppy drives
- [[email protected]: Re: Is it just me, or are people forgetting how to write mail?]
- Re: A moral dilemma (fwd)
- arc: Re: hhhhhhh (fwd)
- no rom basic system halted
- Re: no rom basic system halted
- Somebody must be really bored...
- XEmacs 20.3
- (fwd) Intelligent Jelly Pits
- Re: My first perl program, yippee! (fwd)
- A new low from news.com
- http://VTGinc.com/ebennett/xplat/email.html
- (fwd) [alt.shenanigans] FREE TOP 10 LIST LOOK LOOK
- (fwd) Re: MS Outlook mail problem & recent timing changes
- (fwd) [rec.models.rockets] Re: Urban Myths about Tracking (was Re: weight reduction (in
- No Subject
- mph-groan
- Why you should program for Windows
- The OS suck-o-meter
- (fwd) [news.admin.net-abuse.email] A Day in the Life of Another Abuse Guy (long) [1]
- Stupid spam
- A government scam?
- Yo-Yo (fwd)
- Re: Combating spam [was: Re: Power Macintosh G3...]
- [[email protected]: fwd: Favorite Microsoft Quotes from 1997-98]
- Misquote alert!!!
- Re: Misquote alert!!!
- [[email protected]: Abbot & Costello do UNIX (fwd)]
- For you roleplayers out there... (fwd)
- Re: What is PERL? Learn JAVA instead? (fwd)
- Re: Java & Perl which run faster on Unix? (fwd)
- Re: WHOOP ! WHOOP ! WHOOP ! LUSER ALERT !!! (fwd)
- Thought you might like this...
- IBM makes drive speed breakthrough
- [[email protected]: Re: CD-R and Scanner recomendations for CD archiving of records?]
- (fwd) [gnu.misc.discuss] Re: On Software Engineering and Microsoft
- Re: Going Rates for PERL Programming??? (fwd)
- Re: The universe hates YOU TOO (fwd)
- RE: Forwarded mail.... (fwd)
- (fwd) Sex and Bill Clinton
- (fwd) [rec.games.computer.ultima.dragons] Re: Critique me please!!!
- AIX
- RISKS DIGEST 19.64 (fwd)
- ISP slogans
- (fwd) Sheldon Brown's Geomagnetic Booster
- Somebody at Apple has a sense of humor...
- EBNet Newswire updated
- Mail from an AOL user
- (fwd) Re: Turing Tests (was: lying on the internet (was: Question on female masturbation))
- [[email protected]: I HATE FREEBSD]
- College Bible (fwd)
- (fwd) [alt.religion.kibology] Re: The Year 2k Problem
- Pointless Post of the Day
- [[email protected]: misc/6297: FreeBSD is too good]
- [[email protected]: Re: misc/6297]
- Microsoft admits "Tens of thousands of bugs" in NT 4.0 (was Re: Microsoft wants to be the only key player...)
- [[email protected]: Re: New name?]
- Re: Apple developer program
- Re: New name? (fwd)
- Microsoft Windows (fwd)
- Re: Remote Controls.. whaddyacallem's (fwd)
- (fwd) [rec.autos.sport.f1] Re: Hello Lucy
- (fwd) [microsoft.public.inetserver.iis] Re: How bad is this?
- Re: What Is It About Lusers... (fwd)
- [[email protected]: Re: cvs commit: CVSROOT avail]
- [[email protected]: Re: makes you wonder...]
- Re: Death of Quicken for Mac-- to be Resurrected?
- Fwd: Re: Microsoft admits "Tens of thousands of bugs" in NT 4.0
- (fwd) Someone makes your life hell?
- A Taste of His Own Medicine
- Fwd: Intermittent Positive Air Condition
- European produce
- What's the frequency, Kenneth?
- Re: millenium bug (fwd)
- Attention all home business operators
- [[email protected]: sorry]
- How to save Microsoft
- Nifty new computers... (fwd)
- Hatch speaks again on Microsoft
- Tabloid media sinks to new lows
- It's our govt - doesn't it make you proud? (fwd)
- ADMIN: List taking a summer vacation
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