Remote administration of bovines

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• Subject: Remote administration of bovines
• From: Matthew Hunt <[email protected]>
• Date: Thu, 16 Sep 1999 14:28:10 -0700
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From: [email protected] (Paul Tomblin)
Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery
Subject: Re: 'Leatherman-type' tools cause death
Date: 16 Sep 1999 20:38:41 GMT
X-No-ahbou: yes

In a previous article, [email protected] (D. Joseph Creighton) said:
>In the last exciting episode, Chad Matsalla  <[email protected]> wrote:
>}not being sysadmin jobs; maybe someday they will find a way to remotely
>}administer cattle.

>They're called Collies.  Of course, distance is limited to line-of-sight
>or hearing range.

Now I'm trying to picture Wide Area Border Collies.  Thanks.

>}What would a cow do when it runs into a critical error?
>
>Why, dump of course.

Same thing it does under every other condition, in other words.


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