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Fwd: Re: Macintosh users are Cool Man! So why can't we find girlfriends?
> In article <[email protected]>, [email protected] wrote:
>
> > Jim Merkel wrote:
> >
> > > In article <[email protected]>, Eric Remy
> > > <[email protected]> wrote:
> > >
> > > > In article <[email protected]>, [email protected] wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >Um, don't tell my girlfriend that. She might wonder why she just became
> > > > >imaginary.
> > > >
> > > > You've got to stop multiplying her by i. Counts as abuse in some
> > > > states, you know.
> > >
> > > Are you saying women are complex?
> >
> > Complex and irrational!
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Cornell University / Chemistry & Chemical Biology
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last one of them would know the theme song from The Beverly
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