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Fw: Before You Leave
Before You Leave
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A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her
husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as the wife was about to
storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:
Before you leave, I want you to hear how all this came about...
Driving home along the highway, I saw this young woman looking tired
and bedraggled, so I brought her home and made her a meal from the
roast beef you had forgotten about in the refrigerator.
She had only some worn sandals on her feet, so I gave her a pair of
good shoes you had discarded because they had gone out of style.
She was cold so I gave her a sweater I bought you for your birthday
that you never wore because the color didn't suit you.
Her pants were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that were
perfectly good, but too small for you now.
Then, when she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked:
"Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?"
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