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(fwd) Re: I have had it!@%^&)(*&!!!!!!!!
>From psu.flame, and the about the only post of worth since last May.
Greg
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From: [email protected] (Brian Ward)
Newsgroups: psu.flame
Subject: Re: I have had it!@%^&)(*&!!!!!!!!
Date: 17 Feb 1999 23:45:32 -0500
Message-ID: <[email protected]>
References: <[email protected]> <[email protected]> <[email protected]>
You can see here the Jen Star orbiting the forest moon of Flamedar. Although
the Jen Star's weapon systems are not yet operational, it does have a
powerful defense mechanism in form of a bandwidth shield.
[email protected] (Jennifer S. Mullen) writes:
|I doubt the geeks are annoyed. They like to laugh at you - you're just
|*so* easy.
A small rebel team will land on the moon and attempt to destroy the
bandwidth generator. This will be possible because the Jenpire has not
considered the possibility of a small attack force not made of up geeks.
|Yes, folks, it's true: you're only worth the dollar amount on your
|paycheck.
Once the shield is down, the Rebel fleet will create a diversion by
hiring business school dropouts to flirt.
|I dial up using MS software from home.
The rebel attack force will then install the new "tricky" version of
Internet Exploder to fully enable ActiveX.
|My access rates are fine.
While the Jen Star is confused by the sudden change in average velocity
achieved by using a trick known as "showing the same image over and over
again," the rebel force will find the FAT and scribble on it,
|Sure there are times when I can't connect, but they are few and far between
|and chances are I can do whatever I need to do later.
causing intermittant failure,
|It's called a sense of perspective.
and lead the Jen Star to consider reinstalling the operating system,
|If you're having such a tough time, then try another ISP.
as well as a move to another sector.
|Please leave your personal life out of this.
After a few minutes of this, the Jen Star will seem have an awful lot of
trouble with its lifestyle lately.
|I don't know whether I'm an insider or an outsider here,
And wonder if it just isn't, like, part of some whole huge other world.
|I'll give you a hint: BorkBot.
Such as one inhabited wholly by Swedish chefs.
|Well, at least you wouldn't be taking it here.
But decide that such a thing couldn't be portable.
|s/piss off/amuse
Finally, the Jen Star will explode into a million substitutions, with the
only substantial remainder being a signature with a lot of stars and pipes.
|Jennifer S. Mullen | "Nothing happens in contradiction to nature,
|[email protected] | just in contradiction to what we know of it"
|http://cac.psu.edu/~jsm158/ | -Dana Scully, "The X-Files"
|**Support responsible herptoculture: http://www.nraac.org ** OBSSE**
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