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"Technically, Windows is an `operating system,' which means that it
 supplies your computer with the basic commands that it needs to
 suddenly, with no warning whatsoever, stop operating. "

 - Pullitzer-Prize winning columnist Dave Barry, in an article on the
   recent Microsoft antitrust suit.
   (http://www.mercurycenter.com/columnists/barry/)

    Submitted by: dan.horner
                  Jul. 6, 1998
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